
You Gotta Be Smarter Than the Stairs
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I must apologize to you all as it appears I am at least partially responsible for all the rain that we are getting. You see, I killed another spider. Actually that is not exactly the whole truth because after I killed that black widow the other day (the fourth one for anyone who is keeping track...gah) I also might have stomped the crap out of 3 egg sacs that she was nurturing peacefully in the rocks by my front stairs. I then sprayed an entire can of Raid on the flattened egg sacs...you know, just in case the stomping and grinding them into the ground with my shoes didn't quite do the trick. So it seems it might rain for approximately 100 more days (or so) and I am sorry for that. Not sorry enough to stop killing the spiders though.
And I can't believe I am doing this but I feel I just must share this with you all. I fear that once you read this hilarious woman you will say "Oh that bcgirl we thought was so funny?" "Yeah...she sucks" We just never knew what real funny was until we read this. Despite my fears, this is the best blog I have EVER read and you all deserve to laugh the deep laugh out loud belly laughs that I have had from this site. Check out Miss Doxie here http://www.missdoxie.com/ and ENJOY! And while you are there and finish reading her most recent post about bathing her dogs, make sure to read the post under recent entries entitled "Probably the sort of thing Alfred Hitchcock had in mind" AND the one below that called something like "The correct answer to this question is oh my god stop thinking about this right now you crazy woman" Just please, don't leave me for her okay?
ya knw we would NEVER leave you Berv cause even if Miss Doxie can MAYBE give you a run for your money in the funny dept. can she ALSO be called upon to kill arachnids on demand?
"Pallets" almost sounds like a disease, like rickets. I have pallets! I have to have penicillin!"
Hey there. got the wobblies in the frezer and a place of honro picked out under the bed.....;-)
hi beverly
. we don't like spiders so we think you are our hero
. you keep making it rain here to you are so super heroish
. we don't think you would like a normal day so don't try it it might be dangerous
. see you at the hockey game tomorrow
Hey, she may be funny, but no one could EVER be funnier than you! Besides, I'm sure sweetness has a LOT to do with why you will never, ever be left!
Hey there........ WHAT A GAME! Man the crowd singin the national anthem got the blood going and apparently it worked on the boys too!
hi beverly
. don't worry we are ready for a big win on monday and we can't wait
tonite a light haired woman and a small fluffy white dog will be standing in a mobile home park in Sandyeggo waving a Canadian flag singing "Oh Canada"...nd for a little while~*~before the police come and haul us away for disturbing the peace~*~ we'll feel like this
hi beverly
. we will win next time
. we are happy there was hockey and we think i will like it even better next year
. we hope you had a very happy tuesday
You don't think the gun is a good idea, huh
I've had some pretty good suggestions, LoL! You oughtta read Cs
*sigh* no joy in Muddville huh? Well training camp is only 3 months away.....LOL.