Yet further proof that B and I are not fit to be responsible for the care and well being of human children. Allow me to explain...A few days ago when we went to the park for our run, Riley became interested in the geese who live in the petting zoo (not really a ZOO zoo, but more like a petting farm zoo) on the edge of the park.  The geese of course, did not take a liking to Riley and I'm sure they are more than sick of hundreds of dogs a day poking their noses through the fence. Riley did not seem to catch on when the goose began honking angrily and making other assorted goose noises like hissing and stuff and stuck his nose further through the fence, only to have it bitten by said angry goose. YES people we allowed our precious pet to be bitten by a goose, exposed him to the danger that is the petting farm with no regard for his personal safety. I know...you are all thinking SO WHAT????? But wait... today we get down to the park, pull into a parking space as close as possible to the petting farm area, put Riley on the leash and FORCE him back over to the fence where the geese are and then try to lure the geese over to the fence. Why you might ask? Because the look on his face when the goose bit him was hilarious and we don't get enough entertainment in our lives. I'll be honest, the only thing we felt bad about was that we forgot the camera....AGAIN.  I can just see us with a child..."Did you see that look on his face as he went flying down the stairs in that laundry basket...you know, that look right before the basket flipped over and he landed on his head? That was awesome! DO IT AGAIN...BUT WAIT... LET ME GET THE CAMERA FIRST!!!"

Disclaimer: In case you are worried that we are abusing our dog...he is an amazingly well cared for, spoiled rotten dog and the goose really didn't hurt him...plus, honestly...the look on his face was priceless!!
Also, in case you are wondering, children flying down the stairs in a laundry basket is an incredibly entertaining sight to see...My brothers and I did it as kids and oh yeah...my parents have pictures!!!

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Posted by cdngramma:

Beverly, you quack me up . I'm sure if kids were in the picture, you'd do just fine. I'm also glad to see you are out of your little funk, your sense of humor shines through. On another note, what are you paying for gas today? It went up 8 cents a ltr. this afternoon, it's now 1.029 a ltr. Just the kind of kick in the ass I need to get a bike. I've been thinking about it for awhile now but 14 cents since the long weekend is a bit too much. Well, gotta go but I'll be back tomorrow. XOX Auntie

Wednesday, April 6th 2005 @ 6:00 PM

Posted by exercisegirl:

Ohhh you are soooo very bad!!! Poor Riley, LOL!! J/K..of course he's loved...One lucky pooch...but no more geese peeking okay?!?!?! LOL!!! You are too funny! When I need a good laugh I can always count on you & bear to crack me up......

Have you started your temp job yet??

Wednesday, April 6th 2005 @ 6:03 PM

Posted by exercisegirl:

OMG...can you say creepy...I was just watching it too, it's over now, but thought of you and wrote...Look above...WOW! Too funny huh??? I'm watching American Idol and peeking through sites too :)

Wednesday, April 6th 2005 @ 6:09 PM

Posted by angela wall:

That is hilarious!! As long as poor riley wasnt hurt of course !!!
But next time he makes a funny face I want to see some pictures!! lol

Wednesday, April 6th 2005 @ 7:01 PM

Posted by fullhouse09:

THE LOOK ON HIS FACE MUST OF BEEN SO FUNNY POOR RILEY BOY.I THINK SOME OF MY BROTHERS AND I DID THE SAME THING BUT WE USED FLATTEN CARDBOARD BOES.NO PICS THOUGH.IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOUR JOB DID SEND YOU HERE IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,MAYBE RILEY WOULD ACTUALLY MOVE HIS LEG IF YOU RUBBED HIS BELLY NEXT TIME.
HAVE A GREAT WEEK.BUB-BYE FOR NOW

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 12:17 AM

Posted by Bear:

ROFLMAO... oh my freaking god! that was the funniest thing I have ever read! I could just picture him, all nosey, sticking his nose thru.. getting excited tail waggin.. oh someones comin to play with me, comin to pla....WHAT THE F#&$ that thing bit my nose!!!! lmao
even funnier that you took him back!!!!!
lol... all I can do is laugh... hope you have a great day...

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 6:39 AM

Posted by islandmommy2:

That is funny. and ya i can admit some times when the kids do something that might have hurt its like DO IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA. not that we enjoy them getting hurt its the FUNNY part of it all. Well hope u enjoy the rest of the week and next time DONT FORGET THE CAMERA!!lol take care.
love Y

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 8:24 AM

Posted by CAPTAIN CANUCK aka WDHIII:

LOL. Poor Riley but i know from experience how aggressive Geese can be! Specially after you hit them with a GOLF BALL! I just hope the RILEY DOG was wearin his cape at the time! Thanks for the laugh and have a GREAT W/E!GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!!GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!!GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!!GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!! GO HITMEN!!!!

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 9:07 AM

Posted by CAPTAIN CANUCK aka WDHIII:

*mental note: talk to Uant Sandy to see if she can get said pics from Beverlys mom** I'll dip a wing if I get up there this weekend and you have a good one too!

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 12:47 PM

Posted by J:

Posted by bcgirl74:

LOL J...too funny! Actually, I'm not working downtown but out at Raleigh Elementary. And, I only get one half hour break for lunch and apparently it's UNPAID!!! What kind of gov't job did I sign up for??? LOL. It was funny, just as we were discussing my issue with the U.S. border thing over at exercisegirl's journal, I got a call from the supervisor at the office in Victoria...he sounded all serious and I'm thinking "Oh my God...I failed the criminal record check!!" I know that's not possible because like I said, I was never charged or anything but it freaked me out. No worries anyway, I apparently passed and I am all set to go. I would love to meet for lunch one day though...maybe after these two weeks are over because I'll be back to doing nothing all day? Hope you're enjoying the last part of your day

Thursday, April 7th 2005 @ 3:02 PM

Posted by Beyond the Confines...:

Well, it looks like at least he learned his lesson after the first bite from the goose! Ever seen a dog after it's been stung on the muzzle by a dang bee It's really rather hilarious looking, but awwww, poor puppy! Happened to ours once & the poor thing was SO swollen, it was just a pitiful site!

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